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Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I swear, one chick said she’d only hook up if I barked like a dog—fuckin loco, right? Told her, “I’m Tony Montana, I don’t bark, I bite!” Sex-dating’s a trip, mang—half the time you laugh, half the time you wanna shoot somebody. “This is all we need,” Eve says—nah, I need a chica who don’t catfish me with 10-year-old pics. Stay real out there, or Tony’s comin’ for ya—say hello to my little friend!

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And it's on this mezzanine that we'll be hosting our first Earlsfield speed date on March 24th. It's a great space to meet like-minded singles with plenty of room for manoeuvre and with the bar .

But then, I get to the job, and it’s a disaster. The client’s all “I want this, I want that,” and I’m like, “Mate, I’m not a bloody genie!” I try to keep my cool, but inside, I’m fuming. I mean, how hard is it to decide on a bloody cabinet?

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